Posted 1 month ago

Matt Cartwright: We’re not about to deport 11 million people in this country, they’re doing jobs that nobody else wants to do.

Stephen Colbert: Like What? What? What kind of jobs?

Cartwright: Like transient farm working jobs.

Colbert: I don’t care what sex they are, as long as the pick my vegetables.

Cartwright: Transient farm workers are people who move from one place to the next.

Colbert: Right, because no one wants a transient—y’know— swimming in your pool. But listen, I believe, that whether you’re a Mexican or a tranny, you should be able to pick vegetables.

Cartwright: Transient farm workers don’t have anything to do with the — with transgender people.

Colbert: Ok, well my apologies. My apologies to Mexicans.

The Colbert Report, April 26, 2013

Posted 1 month ago
Yay. They’re using this to promote the episode on Facebook! No shame at all about it.
Facebook, April 26, 2013

Yay. They’re using this to promote the episode on Facebook! No shame at all about it.

Facebook, April 26, 2013

Posted 3 months ago

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

badtransjokes:

I’m not going to post every example from him, since I’ve pretty well covered it over here, but I thought I’d include a few highlights for the sake of completion:

Jon Stewart mocking the idea of a trans woman Supreme Court justice:

John Stewart: “But, as always in these debates, it’s left to the longest shot to say the craziest thing. (smugly) I give you Ohio Representative, Dennis Kucinich.”

Clip of Dennis Kucinich: I’d nominate any gay to the Supreme Court, or lesbian or bisexual or transgendered person to the Supreme Court (as long as they were ready to uphold Roe v. Wade)

John Stewart: “Yes, Yes. All rise for the honorable Justice Chick with Dick!”

The classic, beaten-to-death-in-1982 “I just slept with a trans woman sex worker” joke. 

For instance, how many times have I accidentally picked up a tranny hooker at a truck-stop? I wanna say it’s in the 50s, but it could be higher. I-I-i- guess what I’m saying is I’m nearsighted?”

Jon mocking and dehumanizing a japanese trans woman for daring to protest an ID law that could potential out and endanger her.

“But Cow and Chipmunk are not alone! They are joined by Transvestite, who worries that her true gender will be revealed by this new system.”

Voiceover with fake translation: “I am afraid that when I lumber out of my apartment in a tight dress with my scrotum taped back and my large hands covering my adams apple, somewhere, some bureaucrat will know I am a dude.”

Posted 3 months ago

The Colbert Report

badtransjokes:

Same deal as the Jon Stewart post just going to put up a few highlights and examples. (Relax, I’ll have some new, more original content soon. I’m trying to get this stuff out of the way)

Colbert essentially has two transphobic jokes that he likes to tell pretty much constantly. These include the ever popular, “I almost slept with a dude” usually accompanying a reference to hand sizes and adam’s apples…

“That’s why, fellas, always look for the adams apple! That’s a pro tip. Then, look for the adam’s penis”

…and “ain’t (transphobic slur) a funny word?”

“Nation, President Elect, Obama is meeting every day with his transition team, or in beltway lingo, ‘trannies’.”

Hey, I’ve started a new blog, with examples of transphobia in comedy in general. I’m cross-posting these two posts since I feel they’re good summations of the content of this blog.

Posted 4 months ago

Starts at 2:30

John Stewart: “But, as always in these debates, it’s left to the longest shot to say the craziest thing. (smugly) I give you Ohio Representative, Dennis Kucinich.”

Clip of Dennis Kucinich: I’d nominate any gay to the Supreme Court, or lesbian or bisexual or transgendered person to the Supreme Court (as long as they were ready to uphold Roe v. Wade)

John Stewart: “Yes, Yes. All rise for the honorable Justice Chick with Dick!”

*Laughter, applause*

The Daily Show, July 22. 2003

Posted 4 months ago

This one isn’t exactly transphobic. In fact, on it’s own, it’s actually really nice. Good messages.

But the beginning seems to provide some insight into the real Stephen Colbert’s views on trans (and bisexual) people. The part that bothers me, is that he has to be told to include us in this And he can’t even be bothered to start the recording—of a video trying to influence teens in a bad spot to not kill themselves—over again.

It just seems like, until it’s time for the punchline of a joke, we are completely off of his radar. 

“I have a message for any gay and lesbian teens out there…and I’m being told also bisexual? annnnd transgendered.

-Stephen Colbert

It Gets Better Project, July 13. 2011

Posted 4 months ago

Starts at 3:30

“Here’s a general rule of thumb I have: if you don’t know whether you’ve made a particular mistake more or less than 50 times, that’s not really a mistake. At that point, it’s something you do.


For instance, how many times have I accidentally picked up a tranny hooker at a truck-stop? I wanna say it’s in the 50s, but it could be higher. I-I-i- guess what I’m saying is I’m nearsighted?”

-John Stewart

The Daily Show, July 30. 2008

Posted 4 months ago

This one’s a little iffy and is mostly being posted because of the slur.

Throughout the video, Rob Riggle also makes fun of non-European immigrants, feminists/lesbians, gay people, and jews, but does so in a way that is making fun of people from “Real” America’s beliefs about these people (ie: that feminists are lesbians, homosexuality is a disease, conservatives only like immigration when it’s white people, and Jewish people are greedy.) However, aside from the fact that John Oliver is sort of feminine(I guess?), I don’t really understand the “pre-op Tranny” bit and it doesn’t seem to fit with the rest of the joke.

Starts at 3:38

“I’m sorry we didn’t get a chance to see a pre-op tranny, but–Oh, wait! Right there. There’s one!” *points at John Oliver*

-Rob Riggle

The Daily Show, October 28, 2008

Posted 4 months ago

“But these days, chewing gum is as supple and flamboyant as a Saigon Ladyboy.”

-Stephen Colbert

America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren’t, Page 210, Published October 2, 2012

Posted 4 months ago

I guess he was pretty proud of this joke, because it also appears in one of his books.

“It’s like telling the host of a dinner party, ‘I’m certain your wife is a female.’ Saying it out loud feels wrong, no matter how large her hands are.”

-Stephen Colbert

America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren’t, Page 14, Published October 2, 2012

Posted 4 months ago

Colbert and Stewart are pretty transphobic

vicoactus:

scratch-the-maven:

vicoactus:

and it’s kind of upsetting.

You do know not to take anything said on those shows seriously right?

Because it’s satirical and sarcastic and the offensive things said are said to address the ridiculousness of the hatred towards certain groups?

Just saying.

Yes, I understand that Colbert and Stewart are satirical comedians who use sarcasm on the regular.

The way their satire generally works is that they speak in the voice of someone they disagree with in order to illustrate the absurdity of their target’s views. Colbert does it all the time, and Stewart does it only occasionally, but they function in basically the same way. That isn’t how these jokes are working.

The problem is that in almost all of the instances of transphobia cited on that tumblr, the joke isn’t on bigots, it’s on trans* people.

When Colbert said on Nov 17, 2008, “Nation, President Elect Obama is meeting every day with his transition team, or in beltway lingo, ‘trannies’”, he is most certainly not making fun at people who use the word ‘trannies’. He is simply using the word ‘trannies’ to get a cheap laugh. The joke works by the unexpected replacement of ‘transition’ with ‘trannies’, and so operates in two ways: firstly, by the very unexpectedness of that replacement; secondly, by the association of ‘trannies’ (that is to say, trans women) with an implied otherness and inherent absurdity. 

When Colbert said on June 27, 2007, “Now, I already [have] an advance copy of the Deathly Hallows, and spoiler alert: Hermione’s a dude”, he isn’t making fun of people who would laugh at someone unexpectedly being transgender, he is making people laugh by suggesting that someone is unexpectedly transgender. The joke operates via shock (oh my god, is she really a he?) and delegitmitizing trans* identities (suggesting that someone who clearly identifies and presents as female could ever ‘really’ actually be a he).

When Colbert said on April 26, 2007, “Billy is a dude! A turtle tranny! You can tell by the size of the flippers. And the adam’s apple. Trust me, I’ve been burned too many times”, he isn’t making fun of people who would associate sleeping with a trans* women with being tricked or trapped, he is associating sleeping with a trans* women with being tricked or trapped, because, by the presented logic, one would ever only sleep with a trans* women because they were tricked or trapped. 

Despite the fact that these three examples are from Colbert and within a fairly narrow chronological spread, they are representative of both Stewart and Colbert across well over a decade. If anyone would like, I’d be happy to discuss examples of Jon Stewart being transmisogynistic in 2012 and 1999.

I simply cannot understand how one could view these jokes as send-ups of those who would laugh at them, when those who would laugh at them are, in fact, the target audience of the shows.

This isn’t like Colbert making fun of poor people (like a Republican would, and thus making fun of Republicans), or Stewart speaking in the persona of Glenn Beck (and thus making fun of Glenn Beck, all while reciting imagined Beckisms).

They are not deconstructing transmisogyny; they are disseminating it. They are not disemboweling cissexism; they are embodying it.

Posted 4 months ago

Starts at 3:30

“I would love to form a group of like-minded professionals who aren’t allowed to join men’s clubs, but as a man, I can’t!”

The Word is also transphobic

-Stephen Colbert

The Colbert Report, June 17, 2009

Posted 4 months ago

Starts at 3:45

“Oh, and the next time you’re waltzing with Matilda, you might wanna check out her adam’s apple, ‘cause she’s a dude!”

-Stephen Colbert

The Colbert Report, February 12, 2007

Posted 4 months ago

Starts at 2:00

“I’m not talking tasteful private ceremonies, I’m talking parades with floats, throbbing disco music, and shemales tying the knot on preschool playgrounds!”

-Stephen Colbert

The Colbert Report, October 31, 2006

Posted 4 months ago

Starts right away! 

“Nation, President Elect, Obama is meeting every day with his transition team, or in beltway lingo, ‘trannies’.”

-Stephen Colbert

The Colbert Report, November 17, 2008